Tag Archives: Humor

The tale of the duck in a run-off tunnel

Once there was a duck It got stuck It clucked Then it got chucked

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Kitty!!!

Ashish just shared the cutest thing with me. I want a kitty for myself. A few weeks old kitty.

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virginity or death! says God!

Thanks Sara, I wish WordPress let me repost imagery easier…

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Mavericky

Ashish: “Justin’s Drunk Adventure?” Justin: “Gettin mavericky. …………..How do you stay alive Sarah Palin?” Ashish: “The devil has many ways of staying alive.”

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Eating Cheesecake

Justin: “And to think I didn’t like cream cheese as a child” Ashish: “How did you live?” Justin: “I didn’t, until I met Cheesecake”

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Cakelove

Justin: “I’ve had so many desserts within the last few days, and I still want more. What’s wrong with me?” Ashish: “I love food.” …

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Long Island Jews

While watching a commercial of two women nagging a man… “Is that a Long Island or a Jewish thing? Because I just equate nagging + New York as Jew.” Ashish finds me funny.

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oh danny boy

So my friend Dan’s having horrible digestive issues this holiday and is now complaining to me through AIM. I still have more portfolio work to complete, but damn. Here’s my response to his love of cheesie poofs: Well you know … Continue reading

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A Republican, but a Gentleman…a rare combination

“Senator Capper, a republican from Kansas .A republican but a gentleman. A rare combination…” -Will Rogers — “He’s a great fellow,Jack Garner, I’ll tell you, he’s a very fine human fellow. I wish, I just wish that I knew and … Continue reading

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The Will Rogers Phenomenon

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Will Rogers phenomenon is obtained when moving an element from one set to another set raises the average values of both sets. It is based on the following quote, attributed to comedian Will Rogers: When the Okies left Oklahoma … Continue reading

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